Dear Readers, please indulge the catharsis. It has been quite the day…if my guitar chops were what they were used to from back in the day, I would consider recording my own version. I sucked back then, and I really suck now…lol!
“OSR Guy (because he does OSR things)”
Crazier than Venger // More PC than Zack S
He’s been published like Pundit // Has a vicious Twitter presence
Has a channel just like Tenkar did, He rants // similar to Raggi, yeah // he shouts at the fucking camera
Not just a gamer at a con
Voted Biggest Asshole and Role model of the year
Got a face like David Arenson // Straight outta Lake Geneva, Wisconsin
Not just a gamer at a con
He’s run DCC and Lotfp // He’ll kill all of your shitty PCs
He was the OSR-est mother fucker I ever did see
*Ah hell, he’s even more OSR than me*
He should’ve been on the cover
He should’ve been on the cover
He should’ve been on the cover of Dragon Magazine, yeah
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